- Getting onto the internet involves a lot of work, dedication and a very precise chemical reaction.
- The bread is sticky and will leave those residues all over your bag.
- If you’re taking a taxi, don’t look out of the windows, you’ll feel safer not knowing about the impending traffic dangers.
- Be prepared to eat WHOLE prawns, shell and all.
- Whatever you didn’t expect to be in a sandwich, is in your sandwich.
- Bathrooms have a dimly lit charm, which can take years off you.
- Lettuce counts as a vegetable for boiling.
- Chinese conversations finish extremely abruptly, no long drawn out goodbyes like the English do.
- Coffee is not adored.
- Hotel security is so strong that you must pretend to be a female colleagues husband at all times.
- Men wear crop tops in the streets.
- Females hold hands in the street, males hold hands in the street. None of the aforementioned are gay.
- Anytime you mention something Japanese, you are frozen out of a conversation.
- Eating meat off the bone, with chopsticks, is harder than a rubik’s cube puzzle.
- Most skyscrapers are exactly the same size.
- Chinese Milk Tea is the nuts.
- Fruit is a common snack.
- Chinese people can sleep anywhere.