The next day, I made my way to the beach resort. The city wasn’t relaxing me. Or maybe I had forgotten how to! To be honest, I had thrown everything up in the air at the same time, what with giving up caffeine spontaneously. Jeez, it was making me moody.
I got on the road early. I am not one to lay in. I left my room typically tidy, apart from a few empty, strewn horchata bottles. I had my full backpack on this time, and I looked kinda cute.
Yes, it was still sunny by the beach, but it was a different type of sun. Unsurprisingly, my room wasn’t ready at 12 noon, so I went on a wander. The sunbeds were out, but nobody was on them. I didn’t want to be the first. After all, I was already trying to avoid looking English, so I had chosen to wear my jeans that day.
I found a grassy verge and laid there, no doubt looking neatly homeless. I drifted in and out of sleep, with my head on my valuables. I then wandered more, and then went to the hotel.
Gosh, at just £25 per night, it was BEAUT of a room. Sea-view, balcony, natural pillows, what more could I want?! I hung out, lolled about, read my ‘Down Under’ book on the balcony, got a tan, and an increasing headache. It was hard to detect if I had sunstroke or caffeine withdrawals. Oh well!
The hotel lift is quite scary, I have to note. It banged and clanged as I went up in it. I am now using the stairs each time.
The resort was delightfully out of season, quite an amusing ghost town. Most establishments seemed surprised to have customers. I had my evening meal at a seaside Spanish joint, ordering Gazpacho to help kick off my healthy few days. I also ordered sausage and beans, which I imagined would be like a Cassoulet. It was not. It was a dry sausage and some crispy white beans. Quite nice, but by now my caffeine withdrawal/sunstroke headache was taking hold. I had forgotten I’d also ordered bread with ham and tomatoes.
I was now sitting with lots of food I couldn’t eat and nowhere to hide it. It was like that episode of Mr Bean! I managed a bit more sausage, piled up the beans to look like less, and asked the waiter to put my breads into a bag.
Back in the hotel, I started to watch a Pedro Almodovar movie with English subtitles, but this became too taxing, so I switched to The Martian, and watched it with my eyes closed. I drifted in and out of sleep. When the film finished, all I could then hear was the waves, a smattering of tourists and some car driving down the road, twice, playing Careless Whisper.
Elaine Everton
You really need to relax, you don’t seem happy at all in the way your blog reads sweetie. 😓💋💞💞