- The Chinese love noise. In the shopping streets, shop owners are either clapping with their hands, or with a clapping machine.
- The bowl haircut is on trend.
- €20,000 for a piece of root (for making herbal tea) is not considered expensive, and to be fair it is cheaper than a box of Tea Pigs.
- T-shirts are cheaper than Ubers.
- The Chinese are keen stamp collectors.
- You are regarded as mad if you have an ice cold drink.
- Sandwiches don’t have crusts, giving them the appearance of a cartoon sandwich.
- If you cannot imagine eating it, then it’s probably on the menu.
- On the dinner table, the tissue to mess ratio is often off balance.
- On the motorway you can overtake however and whenever and you like.
- There is no point in having road rage.
- Chinese cars are not suitable for lanky European men.
- It’s normal to use the motorway as a footpath.
- In China, you won’t need your suede jacket.
- It’s a warm feeling when you know you can use chopsticks in front of Chinese diners.
- Drinks make from sweetcorn are the nuts.
- Haggling is recognisable in any language.
- What you think is fog, isn’t.
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