- I may as well be an alien in the streets. People stare and sometimes people take clandestine photos of me.
- I have never seen so many pairs of knickers and bras for sale
- Every shopping centre is a labyrinth, full of the aforementioned underwear.
- There is nobody here taller than my shoulder height, apart from one Czech guy that I met.
- Given the free form nature of the food, how does it not spill onto a Chinese persons clothes more?
- It’s acceptable, and comfortable, to drink hot drinks with straw.
- The irony of pizza gloves.
- There is a currency note which is worth around 2 pence.
- It’s confusing to know how many items of clothing to remove before a massage, and you’ll probably get it wrong.
- No barber shop knows how to trim a beard.
- Not knowing your sauces means you could end up enjoying meatloaf with a dash of peanut butter.
- The elevators tend to lack sensors, so you could lose an arm.
- You know that week at Christmas when the supermarkets are crazy. That’s every day in a Chinese supermarket.
- You have to be agile to pay the bill when spending time with Chinese hosts.
- It’s impossible to cut noodles with chopsticks.
- A boy holding a girls hand, whilst simultaneously holding another girls hand, is not the beginning of a threeway.
- Apparently, cheese and tea go together in drinks.
- A horse riding simulator in a shopping centre is not regarded as kinky in the slightest.