- With Indians, the very smallest things cause chaos and head waggling.
- After puzzling for five minutes, I still had no idea how to use the showering device provided in the toilet.
- Indians like taping things up.
- Breakfast is cold curry.
- India is the only place that you might hear a pneumatic drill at night.
- Cauliflower is popular and often cooked beyond recognition.
- A busy road will feature at least 25 of the following; cars, buses, lorries, rickshaws and cows.
- A lot of things in India are brown.
- There are many types of bread.
- No Indian will believe that your tattoos are real.
- It’s so easy to drop the ball in regard to hygiene, especially when ice cream is mentioned.
- You won’t ever have to worry about finding a bin for your rubbish.
- They like moustaches (the men).
- You have no idea if their waffling head is saying yes or no to you.
- An Indian speaking English can be understood by another Indian, yet not an English person.
- You have no choice in how to have your beverage, as it is usually pre-mixed.
- When travelling in Indian transport, never look at the road ahead.
- You have to like rice.